random pix: stuff in Thailand

Chicago Sin Fries

SOMEONE's a little full of himself.

Tarzan, the welcoming committee at our Ko Samui guesthouse. He came to us like that, seriously.

Squid ink fettuccine!

Random Thai boy band mall appearance in Bangkok. It was everything you might imagine.

Ko Samui airport & Bangkok Air

Leaving Ko Samui and getting back up to Bangkok (where I was leaving Thailand from), we ran into the same trouble as when we tried to go to Ko Tao, basically all transport was booked. We ended up finding decently affordable flights direct from Ko Samui to Bangkok on Bangkok Air and had an fantastic traveling experience.

Oh yeah, "Master" is a title option on their website. Love it.

The Ko Samui airport is coolest airport I've ever seen. Most tourists don't fly there (or maybe it's that most tourists that go there are loaded?), so it's really snazzy. It doesn't look like an airport at all from the inside or outside, more like a picturesque, open air mall, complete with lounges, free wifi, free snacks and free beverages for all travelers.

Bangkok Air had a great intro/safety video. It was a music video, the flight attendants did a cheesy dance in it, it was hilarious. And they showed Looney Tunes.

Travel win.

Ko Samui

After Ko Pha ngan, we wanted to go to Ko Tao to do some scuba diving. I've never been diving before and it's supposed to be great and relatively cheap there. Unfortunately, by the time we tried to arrange it about two days out (which is typically no problem in southeast Asia) all transport that fit within our time constraints was fully booked, so we went to Ko Samui instead.

We went with another couple we had met on Ko Pha ngan. They were Canadian and definitely had that amazing/ridiculous Fargo accent, which was amusing but not good for my 'sconnie roots; nothing will bring out your accent and make you sound more like a hick than being around people with really heavy accents for a week.

We were all expecting Ko Samui to be completely different from what it really was. We thought Ko Pha ngan was going to be the more touristy of the two, but it turned out to be the complete opposite. Luckily, the guesthouse we booked was on the opposite side of the island from all the crazy touristy bs and literally right across the street from the beach.

While we were there we went on a fantastic hiking, boating, kayaking trip around Ang Thong National Park. It was some of the most beautiful scenery I've ever seen in my entire life.

We also tried to go see a muay thai fight. Muay thai is Thai boxing, kind of similar to kickboxing and UFC. We knew we weren't going to be able to catch a great fight on Ko Samui, but it was basically my last opportunity for it before leaving Thailand. The fight turned out to be crazy expensive... so we ended up at a lady boy impersonation show called "Moulin Rouge" instead. Equally entertaining, but definitely on the opposite end of the spectrum.

Five Beyonces, apparently they couldn't decide which one was best?

Bangkok & Ko Pha ngan

I've had a kind of crazy past month. After leaving Songyuan on August 1st (post contract, for good), I went to meet my boyfriend in Thailand. Over the following ten days, we hit Bangkok, Ko Pha ngan and Ko Samui.

Bangkok is basically just another big city. Yeah, there's some cool stuff, like you'll find in any big city, but it didn't do anything amazing for me. To be fair, we didn't spend a ton of time there and didn't invest a ton of effort in exploring while we were there, but still.

The more I travel, the more I'm realizing that big cities aren't where I want to be. My favorite part of Bangkok was the smaller market/shopping street we stayed on for a while that was quite near to Khao San Road the main one, but more chill.

One thing that was disappointing there were the tattoo parlors/piercing shops. I have one anchor that needs to be redone and another that the top needs to be screwed back on; I was thinking i could get those things taken care of there. We visited about ten shops and they all either couldn't do anchors or said they could but then the piercers would flake out and never show up.

After Bangkok, we had a ridiculous travel night (think eight hour bus to a dock to sleep outside on concrete for three hours with a hundred other people all waiting for the ferry, then three hour ferry to final destination) to Ko Pha ngan to partake in a Full Moon Party.

You know you're jealous you didn't get to ride in this baby...

Apparently, they're supposed to be really crazy beach parties with lots of drugs. In the end, it was basically spring break in Mexico with more mushrooms and more fire and more blacklight paint. Fun time, not necessary to repeat. Unless you're like 19.

The other few days we were there we just bummed around with some other couples we met. We had some great beach time, cruised around on scooters and had a generally relaxing and sun burn filled holiday. The island was absolutely gorgeous and once you got away from the hectic side where the party was (or the partiers left the island), it was almost perfect.

They lied, there was no waterfall.

I say "almost" because (and this is where I get really nitpicky) we took issue with the beaches. They were clean, the sand was soft and the water was clear, but it was really shallow for a long way out on all sides of the island, so it was really hot during the day and hard to swim. There weren't any waves to play in either. If these are my biggest problems though… haha.

teacher seminar

One of the last things I did in Songyuan was teach a section in an eight day seminar for 200 English teachers from Songyuan public schools. The teachers were all Chinese and taught mostly at the middle and high school levels.

My school sold the program to the education department, which the owner had deep ties to (recall Happy Songyuan English Speaking Contest). The seminar had four sections, with one foreigner teaching each: American Culture (my section), Classroom Language, Pronunciation & Intonation and Communication & Presentation. The teachers came to us in groups of 50 and we had each group for day and a half. At the end of the seminar each teacher was supposed to give a short presentation and there was a written test.

When I was first told about the seminar, the foreign teacher/business development consultant guy at my school that had helped the school's owner set up the whole thing said he had all the material and such for each section, we just had to present his stuff. The department of education ended up making changes to the length of the seminar and the desired content the night before we started, so a lot of that went out the window anyway, but once I went through my section of the "prepared" material, I ended up just tossing it anyway. The guy had literally just pulled headings and entire sections off wikipedia for each section. I am amazed as to how it fooled anyone as being a solid program of original material, but that is neither here or there. The material for me honestly read like it might not have even been written by an American, so I just made up my own.

Even though it was a lot of extra work that I essentially didn't get paid for, I really did love the seminar. It was a continuation of my favorite part of my regular Oil Adults 2 class, a mutual conversation about culture, so an opportunity for me to learn as well.

Having never taught in a public school, unlike most of my coworkers, I went into the seminar with little to no expectations, and I was STILL surprised. The English teachers did not speak English. Most of my regular students have a better grasp of the language than the teachers did. We foreigners had Chinese translators translating literally every word we said and translating the teachers' questions and such back to us. Many of them didn't even try to use English and speak directly to me.

In each section there were maybe one or two, three tops, people with a solid enough grasp on the English language to actually have a conversation with me. I knew that the focus for English language teaching in the Chinese education system is reading and writing, but the lack of verbal communication skills still came as a shock.

Over the course of the seminar, I was also surprised to learn that many of the teachers had not been to university and many of them had no English training at all (so the above made sense), they had been math or science teachers that the school just arbitrarily reassigned to teach English. And these were supposed to be the "best" English teachers in Songyuan. Scary.

The biggest surprises of the whole thing though came on test day. The four foreigners teaching consisted of myself, the business development consultant guy, the school VP and then another American guy in his early 30s. As usual, nothing was communicated to anyone ahead of time as to how the test would work logistically, but the other American guy and I figured between the development guy and the VP being there, everything would get figured out. Boy, were we wrong.

The morning of that day was for the individual presentations, which was easy enough, and the afternoon was for the written test. The first major problem came when the development guy and the VP never came back from lunch. And didn't answer their phones. And neither did the school owner. 

After about an hour's worth of running around trying to figure out if they were coming back or not and searching for an appropriate room to administer the test that wasn't locked (and yes, this did involve marching all 200 teachers all over a high school), we finally settled on keeping the teachers in their groups of 50 and keeping each group in a separate classroom to take the tests. That left the American, myself, a Chinese school admin and a Chinese TA to administer and monitor the 200 teachers taking the test in these four rooms.

Observing the testing process was mind blowing. Every single one of them would have failed in an American testing setting. They ALL cheated. They were taking out notes, phones, dictionaries and books. They were talking loudly to each other and walking around the room to see others' answers. I could literally hear them going down their answers sheets reading, "A, B, D, C, C, A…" to each other and trading test papers, not even trying to hide it. Nothing we said could stop them or even make them feel like they should bother trying to be discreet. The American and I were just blown away.

There was a short break after the allotted testing time and THEN the others from my school came back, finally, and we got everyone together into an auditorium. The American guy and I made the "I'm disappointed in you guys" speech, which I can't say I ever imagined I'd be doing to hundreds of other adults. We accepted some responsibility, but expressed just how shocked we were, why and what needed to change according to western standards.

Cheating is such an accepted part of culture here, but to see it in action like that, and from teachers no less… wow. It made me feel really depressed. Many of them couldn't even understand that they should be embarrassed.

random pix: parks & shopping

How badass are these guys?! Cracking whips in the park.

Other things in the park.

These sandals have buckles for decoration but use bra strap looking hooks to close. Why? Why not, it's China.

I want a job where I just go around and point out Chinglish. It would be awesome. This mall sells "Clothing", in case you were wondering.

random pix: Songyuan foods

These are sold at little produce stalls all over Songyuan. I'd never seen them before, but they're called bayberries.

The flavor varies a lot from berry to berry depending on ripeness, but the most interesting thing is the texture. They're almost sinewy and they have a small, hard pits, like olives.

What could this possibly be?

Biggest durian ever!

Yes, you can order meat right off this carcass at the beer fest in front of my old school. Appetizing, no?

QRAX are for kids!

Reassuring huh?